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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

#3 – Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

That must’ve been loud, I’m sure one of the neighbors saw you.

C’mon Carrie!
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