TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT
By Noelle Medina
UNIVERSITY PARK – Ethical AI enthusiast Geoff Garrett and interim USC affiliate Beong-Soo Kim announced the three-part Consent and Healthy Relationships requirement for undergraduates will be rolled into USC’s OpenAI partnership as part of a new initiative, ConsentGPT. The two men proudly put the proposal together all by themselves, with zero input from domestic violence counselors, reproductive care physicians, students who have experienced unhealthy relationships, or any women.
“We Gen-X men in positions of power are known for being experts on consent,” Kim said. “Rest assured, our experiences as respectful Trojans, plus those of the young gentlemen on campus, will train our ConsentBots with essential skills for interacting with the ladies.”
“Like respecting consent so much you get it every time, and never take ‘no’ for an answer,” added Sigma Nu pledge Chris Roofie.
Instead of a two-hour long Zoom about establishing dumb boundaries led by medium-sexy student workers at CARE-SC each Spring, extra-sexy ConsentGPT will engage students in scenarios they may find themselves in around campus, and teach them all the tips and tricks to get the girl every time.
“It’s way faster and way more effective than just giving up, like those woke Planned Parenthooders who think it’s okay for women to refuse a great time just because they don’t want to,” Garrett explained. “That’s not a go-getter mindset. That’s not networking. ConsentBot takes networking to the next level, and that’s exactly what we’re about here at the Marshall School of not minding your own damn Business.”
Roofie, who recently completed his ConsentGPT requirement, provided the transcript of his session with ConsentBot:
“That’s exactly right! The fact that you were able to be persistent and gain just enough of her trust is exactly what a respectful gentleman does – one who waits patiently, badgers just enough, and never backs down. It’s amazing to look back at your progress – not just respecting consent, but respecting women enough to work hard for that yes. ♂️🐐🧠”
