Normal Weekend For Gerontology Majors

LOS ANGELES, CA – The lone three students pursuing gerontology degrees at the Leonard Davis School of Gerontology didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary at USC this weekend. They attributed increased foot traffic on campus to the usual crowd at the Andrus Gerontology Center getting out for some fresh air and exercise.

“I figured some of our case study patients just went to get lunch at TCC instead of Parkside,” said sophomore Human Development and Aging major Archibald Anderson. He admitted he had been “confused” by everyone wearing matching USC polos, “but I guessed they had started giving those out instead of actual money as a ‘thank you’ for participating in our clinical trials, with the budget being so tight and all.”

Unbeknownst to Anderson and the handful of other gerontology majors, one of the hottest Trojan Family Weekend activities was a scavenger hunt to find where the fuck the gerontology school actually is. Since no one could successfully locate it, the students remained unaware of any special events taking place.