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Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

August 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan


Is it true?

Nothing makes my momma sadder than the thought of the rich and wealthy Jeffrey Edward Epstein abusing their daughter and then evading justice for so long via his powerful global social network.

We give this statement 5 out of 7 pants-on-fire.

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