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Cafe 84 Shut Down Following Contamination by EVK Food

February 5, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

On Monday, February 3, USC officials shut down one of the three “dining” halls without explanation. Recently released reports explain that, for unknown reasons, an unidentified sophomore carried food out of EVK and entered Cafe 84. Cafe 85 is now up and running.

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