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Fluor Tower Resident Will No Longer Say, “I Live on Fluor Floor Four”

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
  • ← USC Rejects Deal To Purchase More Trees, Contractor Deemed “Too Shady”
  • USC Directs Its Resources Towards Replacing The Word ‘Saturday’ With ‘Game Day’ in American English →

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