Rob Smat

My articles

I could lie to you and say that I’m a writer for the Sack of Troy who spends his days freely moving about this world of ours, but not all of that is true.

Am I a writer for the Sack? Yes.

Am I allowed to move freely throughout the world? Absolutely not.

I’ve been trapped on this website since joining the club in 2013. I can’t find a way out.

Please tell my family that I’m OK. But for now I will continue to leave a trail of breadcrumbs in my articles leading to how I might be rescued. Until then, fight on, and may the sack be with you until I am again.