OPINION: Beong-Soo Kim Still Biological Interim

By Violet Rose Wang

LOS ANGELES – Despite what the Commie-fornia liberals WANT you to think, Beong-Soo Kim is STILL a BIOLOGICAL INTERIM PRESIDENT.

So what if the “Board of Trustees” ““elected”” “““him”””””””” on? When he joined USC staff, he was assigned interim president. If an interim president can be a president, that implies ALL presidents are interim presidents! Does that make sense? Nuh-fuckin’-uh. This is just another case of a DEI hire wanting to be a special snowflake. Nobody knows their fucking place anymore.

It’s just unnatural. It’s disgusting. You just LOOK at him and you can tell he’s an interim. No amount of money or class unconsciousness will change that. You’re born into the position, you don’t “TRANSITION” into it. If we accept an interim as president, what’s next? Are we just letting our kids become presidents? Are we letting immigrants become citizens? Are we letting POORS become RICHS? This is all diametrically opposed to America’s principles, whatever those are.

I don’t care what you “think”, I don’t care what you “want”, and I don’t care how you fucking FEEL. FACTS don’t CARE about your FEELINGS. Anyways, as a stone-cold rationalist sigma, I’m gonna go crash out on 4chan.