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Opinion: Fine! I Will Have Sex in the Doheny Book Stacks Instead!

December 29, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff

“Ever since the no guest thing happened it’s been really hard to find places where you can, you know, be intimate.” said Freshman Janessa Smith, wrist handcuffed to the TV Guide section.

  • ← USC Closely Monitoring the Situation of Whether You’ve Paid Tuition Yet
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