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BREAKING: Gate 5 Reopens

February 23, 2015December 13, 2015 Rob Smat videos

by Rob Smat

USC’s Entrance 5 is officially open once more!

Join Sack of Troy News reporter Rob Smat for a minute-by-minute breakdown of the long-awaited opening ceremony.

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