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Turkey Roasts Itself

November 24, 2017 Sara Linden
  • ← Whole Branch of Family Rolls Up With One Side Dish
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Sara Linden

After spending her youth in the jungle of Missouri, Sara came to Los Angeles to become a screenwriter. She likes Ghostbusters, ice cubes, and self sabotage, but not all at once.

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