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Man Discovers Delightful Silence After Punching Everyone Around Him In the Throat

October 17, 2016January 9, 2017 Brent Stinebaker

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker  |  photo by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — From downtown to Santa Monica Carter Simons skipped

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DiCaprio Still Madly in Love With Oscar, Oscar Asks for Some Space

March 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Brent Stinebaker articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker HOLLYWEIRD, CA — As they descended from the stage, the Oscar looked deeply into DiCaprio’s eyes and

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Japan Fears North Korean Missile Test Might Fail Too Close To Them

March 1, 2016January 21, 2021 Brent Stinebaker articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker TOKYO, JAPAN — Working arduously to step up the anti-air defenses, the Japanese Defense Force is counting

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Unidentified Man in Red Uniform Shot Down Over Turkish Airspace

December 25, 2015January 15, 2016 Brent Stinebaker articles, Christmas, death, holiday

by Brent Stinebaker ISTANBUL, TURKEY — At approximately 12:23AM on December 25th, the Turkish air force was forced to respond

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