Top 10 Pumpkins To Stick Your Dick In This Halloween

By Martha Stewart

Halloween is just around the corner, which means it’s time to buy, carve, and molest your pumpkins! While it’s traditional to simply carve a face and leave it to rot on your front porch until Thanksgiving, I firmly believe in making the most out of your holiday decorations. In this article, I will be listing the top ten pumpkins to stick your dick in this Halloween.