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Roski Student Gets Job

May 5, 2016May 6, 2016 Chad Lonski 3040 Views articles
by Chad Lonski USC -- Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and Read more
CommStudentDisneyland
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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland

May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Katarina Brandt 3997 Views articles
by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she Read more
DoctorsBarnesNobles
World 

Out of Touch Doctors Without Borders To Merge With Doctors With Barnes & Noble

May 2, 2016May 2, 2016 Michael Savio 1736 Views articles
by Michael Savio THE THIRD WORLD – After months of speculation regarding the company’s possible filing for bankruptcy, the non-governmental Read more
HigherSteeple
Local 

God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village

April 29, 2016 Rob Smat 1792 Views articles
by Rob Smat USC -- It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end Read more
VolunteerBullshit
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Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer

April 28, 2016April 28, 2016 Mimi Evans 3607 Views articles
by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA­ — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying Read more
BirthdayPic
Strong Feelings 

Smart! This Girl Took Birthday Pictures for Her Friends’ Facebook Walls Early This Year!

April 27, 2016 Staff 1425 Views articles
by James Osborne What a genious! Citing the difficulty experienced last year in finding the perfect naturally taken picture to Read more
HarrietTubman12
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Treasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill

April 26, 2016April 26, 2016 Thomas Marshall 4867 Views articles
by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY -- A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be Read more
SnappleReceipt
News in Brief 

Local Man Mildly Miffed by Excessively Long Receipt After Buying One Thing

April 22, 2016September 12, 2016 Jack Hackett 1643 Views articles
by Jack Hackett, Chai Karve, and Tarek Roshdy CVS -- After going through self-checkout, Local man Terry Rivers received an Read more
CantParallelPark
Local 

Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away

April 21, 2016 Jonathan Yoo 1356 Views articles
by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY --  Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work Read more
RoommatePassiveAggressive
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Roommate Worried Refrigerator Notes Not Passive Aggressive Enough

April 20, 2016 Staff 2679 Views articles
by Jessica Tang USC -- Walking into the kitchen of her apartment, local roommate Jenny Yang reportedly felt worried that Read more
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