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Jason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year

October 30, 2020October 25, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 451 Views

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday

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