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Bills Make History By Not Losing

January 9, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 366 Views

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the

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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees

December 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp 798 Views

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was

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Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas

October 22, 2020January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman 828 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have

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Los Angeles Lakers Piss in Every Single Corner of Staples Center to Establish Dominance Over Clippers

October 19, 2020January 21, 2021 Carson Diamond 622 Views

By Carson Diamond LOS ANGELES, CA — Fresh off their NBA Finals victory, the Los Angeles Lakers once again decided

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Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

May 22, 2020January 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann 1170 Views
By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness Read more
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Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub

May 13, 2020May 13, 2020 Jonathan Krone 1344 Views
By Jonathan Krone HOBOKEN, NJ — During a long and unsuccessful search for the perfect porno to stroke his sausage Read more
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Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute

March 3, 2020July 23, 2020 Finn Kobler 1567 Views
By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti Read more
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Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far

December 4, 2019 Jonathan Krone 1100 Views
By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of Read more
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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock

December 2, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse 1796 Views
by Seth Woodhouse  LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
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12 Year Old Receives 3 Miami Dolphins Players in Trade for Full Size Snickers Bar

October 31, 2019January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone 1012 Views
By Jonathan Krone MIAMI, FLORIDA — In a move that shocked analysts and organizations throughout  the league, local 12-year-old Bryce Davidson Read more
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