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Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far

December 4, 2019 Jonathan Krone 201 Views
By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of Read more
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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock

December 2, 2019December 1, 2019 Seth Woodhouse 158 Views
by Seth Woodhouse  LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
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Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

November 26, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan 498 Views
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Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration

October 30, 2019 Jose Cardenas 289 Views
By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved Read more
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Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch

October 25, 2019 Dan Toomey 342 Views
By Dan Toomey  TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted Read more
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USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12

February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Staff 1169 Views
by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL -- In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann Read more
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Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party

February 4, 2019 Joey Rayburn 1159 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front Read more
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Veggie Platter at Super Bowl Party Left Untouched

February 6, 2017February 7, 2017 Jack Hackett 3576 Views
by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- When Jerry Moskowitz walked into the joint, he used to Read more
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Nation’s Small Talk Soon to Return to Conversations About Football

November 16, 2016 Staff 2907 Views
by Nolan Jones AMERICA -- The nation’s leading sociologists confirmed Friday that, after a bitter election that dominated America’s casual Read more
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Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics

February 9, 2016 Rob Smat 2881 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS -- It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific Read more
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