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Local Sports Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch October 25, 2019 Dan Toomey 342 Views By Dan Toomey TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted Read more
Sports USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12 February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Staff 1169 Views by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL -- In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann Read more
Sports Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party February 4, 2019 Joey Rayburn 1159 Views by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front Read more
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Sports Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics February 9, 2016 Rob Smat 2881 Views articles by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS -- It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific Read more