Random Security Checks Extra Random Today
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Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers
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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter
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“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now
By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash
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Republicans Launch “Go Fund Me” Alternative “Get a Job, Loser”
By Emily Torp BOISE, ID – Republicans have developed a platform for individuals going through financial hardship to rival the
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Gov. Newsom Offers Discounted Disney Passes to Californians To Avoid Recall Election
By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom is cutting the price of Disneyland single day tickets
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Another Poop Found In White House Hallway, Biden Blames Dog Again
By Ava Bunn WASHINGTON, DC – Right off the South Side, just outside of the Diplomatic Reception Room, yet another
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CDC Announces There is No Bad Drug Interaction Between COVID Vaccine and Molly Just in Time for Festival Season
By Staff Just in time for festival season, the CDC has announced that there is no bad drug interaction between
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Texas Challenges Coronavirus to Good Ol’ Fashioned Western Showdown
By Alexandra Ornes HIGH NOON, TOWN THAT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US – As the sun crested
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