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By Alexandra Ornes HIGH NOON, TOWN THAT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US – As the sun crested
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Read moreBy Darrien Snyder WASHINGTON, D.C. – At Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s 79th birthday party last week, Senate members admitted that
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Read moreBy Emily Torp Washington, DC – Mayor Bowser has picked First Dog Major Biden to replace outgoing Chief Newsham of
Read moreBy Gitika Pahwa WASHINGTON D.C. – In an intimate exchange between the two junior senators on the chamber floor, Ted
Read moreBy Rachel Michelman It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his
Read moreBy Thomas Johnston WASHINGTON, D.C.— President Trump received a cruel wake-up call today when he finally discovered that the last
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Read moreBy Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”
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