OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter
These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label Read more
Politics
Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There
By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers Read more
Theresa May Excitedly Pitches “Breturn” to Parliament
by Jonathan Krone LONDON, ENGLAND -- Following recent turmoil with the Brexit deal, Theresa May has brought an exciting new Read more
Mitt Romney Loses Presidential Election
by Alex Greenblatt WASHINGTON -- After a tense night of counting ballots, it appears that Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has Read more
Shocker: This Republican Congressman Has a Normal Sex Life
by Nolan Jones WASHINGTON-- In a press conference last Thursday, Congressman Larry Johnson (R-MN) shocked the nation by announcing that Read more
“I’m Doing Absolutely Fantastic” Shouts Donald Trump Swarmed By Bees
by Ian Riley WASHINGTON DC -- A recent public event in the Rose Garden was cut short when a swarm Read more
Trump and Aides Play Pin the Signature on the Executive Order
by Kim Rogers and Jack Hackett OVAL OFFICE -- Settling into the White House, President Donald Trump and his aides Read more
Trump Announces Presidential Pet: Infertile White Tiger Named Maserati
by Ryan Zubery NEW YORK, NY -- In an address given from his gold-plated Manhattan penthouse, best described as a Read more
Hillary Clinton Hangs Up Spurs, Moseys Off Into Sunset
by Jack Hackett AMERICA -- After failing to make it into the presidential office on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton called it Read more