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Texas Challenges Coronavirus to Good Ol’ Fashioned Western Showdown

March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 90 Views

By Alexandra Ornes HIGH NOON, TOWN THAT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US – As the sun crested

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Democrats Crown Marjorie Taylor Greene As New Miss Donald Trump

February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 158 Views

By Alexandra Ornes WASHINGTON D.C. – After a month-long deliberation period and multiple grueling evening wear segments, Democrats have finally

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Congress Can’t Get Anything Done Because Mitch McConnell is Such a Pisces

February 23, 2021February 23, 2021 Darrien Snyder 190 Views

By Darrien Snyder WASHINGTON, D.C. – At Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s 79th birthday party last week, Senate members admitted that

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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

February 19, 2021February 19, 2021 Emily Torp 622 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

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Major Biden Named New Chief of DC Police To Accommodate Black Lives and All Lives Matter Activists

January 28, 2021January 26, 2021 Emily Torp 258 Views

By Emily Torp Washington, DC – Mayor Bowser has picked First Dog Major Biden to replace outgoing Chief Newsham of

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“You’ve Got What It Takes, Kid!” Ted Cruz Names Josh Hawley to Succeed Him As New Zodiac Killer

January 26, 2021January 25, 2021 Gitika Pahwa 209 Views

By Gitika Pahwa WASHINGTON D.C. – In an intimate exchange between the two junior senators on the chamber floor, Ted

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QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?

January 19, 2021January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman 355 Views

By Rachel Michelman It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his

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Trump Horrified to Learn Last Four Years Spent in Presidential Simulator Were Real

January 14, 2021January 21, 2021 Thomas Johnston 234 Views

By Thomas Johnston WASHINGTON, D.C.— President Trump received a cruel wake-up call today when he finally discovered that the last

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Opinion: Now Is Not the Time For Driving a Ship Through Ursula the Sea Witch’s Chest as She Cackles About Ruling the Seven Seas, Now Is the Time For Unity

January 12, 2021January 11, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 279 Views

By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.

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“Wow, It’s Just Like Parasite!” Says Los Feliz Dad Who Owns Not One, But Two Lexuses

January 7, 2021January 7, 2021 Charlotte Phillip 170 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”

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