Homeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless
by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL -- When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning Read more
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Every Day “Turkey Day” For Bowling Larry
by Sam Kushell MICHIGAN -- For Kalamazoo’s own “Bowling Larry”, every single day since October 29, 1983 has been Turkey Read more
Robert Durst Tries Stand-Up, Kills
by Alex Greenblatt COMEDY CELLAR — At a local open mic, real estate mogul, heir to the Seymore Durst, and Read more
Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns
by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO -- Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of Read more
Bored Man Shaves Hair Around Nipples to Look Like Eyebrows
by Ryan Zubery BLOOMINGTON, MN — Having nothing else to do at 2:57 PM, Devon Tracy went to his bathroom and Read more
Girl’s Boyfriend Like, The Funniest Guy Ever
by Chai Karve USC -- We at the Sack of Troy have received word that local junior Jane Lazuli’s boyfriend Read more