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Robert Durst Tries Stand-Up, Kills

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018 Alex Greenblatt 665 Views
by Alex Greenblatt COMEDY CELLAR — At a local open mic, real estate mogul, heir to the Seymore Durst, and Read more
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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns

February 5, 2018 Hannah Ceselski 856 Views
by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO -- Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of Read more
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Nikias Emerges From Cocoon of Duct Tape Following Conclusion of UCLA Rivalry Week

November 20, 2017 Staff 1248 Views news in photos
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Bored Man Shaves Hair Around Nipples to Look Like Eyebrows

November 8, 2017 Staff 615 Views
by Ryan Zubery BLOOMINGTON, MN — Having nothing else to do at 2:57 PM, Devon Tracy went to his bathroom and Read more
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Girl’s Boyfriend Like, The Funniest Guy Ever

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 Chai Karve 1964 Views
by Chai Karve USC -- We at the Sack of Troy have received word that local junior Jane Lazuli’s boyfriend Read more
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Toes Slip Out From Bottom of Blankie

April 7, 2017April 6, 2017 Chai Karve 903 Views
by Chai Karve MAZDA BROOK, NJ -- Late Thursday night, in a suburban home in northern New Jersey, 7 year Read more
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Mom Only Person to Talk Shit to Daughter’s Face and Compliment Behind Back

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Sydney Sanchez 1516 Views
by Sydney Sanchez LOS ANGELES, CA -- After overhearing her mother on the phone, college sophomore Eloise Van realized that Read more
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Netflix Adds “& Chill” Section Featuring Several Hours of Background Noise

September 28, 2016January 9, 2017 Matt Hanisch 1978 Views
by Matt Hanisch LOS GATOS, CA — Based on feedback from numerous sources, Netflix has discovered that its viewers no Read more
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Dakota Access Pipeline Finds Alt. Route Through Black Neighborhood

September 19, 2016January 9, 2017 Matt Hanisch 2450 Views
by Matt Hanisch LAKE OAHE, ND — After enduring several protests from members of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, developers Read more
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Ralphs Fixes Typo, Adds Apostrophe

September 12, 2016September 12, 2016 Chai Karve 1332 Views
by Chai Karve COMPTON, CA -- At Ralphs Corporate Headquarters, panic is afoot. Top analysts in the company came to Read more
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