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Oh No: We Were Going to Publish a Hard-Hitting Article on Biden’s Fiscal Policy, But Some Mischievous Leprechauns Dyed the Whole Thing Green

March 17, 2021March 17, 2021 Preston Long 223 Views

By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the

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Astrology Alert! Freddie Mercury Is Drinking Gatorade!

March 11, 2021March 11, 2021 Mia Young 158 Views

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Gross! This Guy Drives a PT Cruiser

February 17, 2021February 17, 2021 Mia Young 204 Views

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Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On

February 8, 2021February 8, 2021 Preston Long 148 Views

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Republicans Celebrate Spooky Season By Making Americans Fear For the Future of Their Civil Rights

October 26, 2020January 23, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 588 Views

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“We Need to Separate the Art from the Artist” Says Doctor Struggling to Dislodge Paintbrush From Painter’s Neck

September 24, 2020January 23, 2021 Preston Long 1009 Views
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South Rises Again

August 26, 2020August 22, 2020 Thomas Johnston 396 Views
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Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

November 26, 2019June 19, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1523 Views
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Last Minute DIY Skeleton Costume!

November 1, 2019 Melanie Hoffmann 898 Views
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Homeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless

February 11, 2019January 23, 2021 Susi Basse 3236 Views
by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL -- When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning Read more
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