9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – From his days as a toddler to a tween, 9-year-old Howard has always Read more
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Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER -- CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of Read more
Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”
by Sara Linden CENTURY APARTMENTS, USC-- This week, Sarah Levi became the first woman ever to earn a Heisman trophy Read more
BREAKING: Chocolate Explosion Cake Kills 10
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- This week a seemingly delectable dessert took the lives of more innocent foodies. Read more
Camaro With Autobots Decal Probably Real Transformer
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- Local man Spencer Reiss was driving down the 110 last Wednesday when he Read more
Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover
by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL - Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last Read more
In Race Between Tortoise and Hare, Real Winners Are Those That Profited Off Inciting Race War
by Joey Rayburn THE WOODS - It was only a short few hours ago when the Tortoise, tired of the Read more
Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour
by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from Read more
Maintenance Worker Can Tell Total Dweeb Lives in This Dorm Room
by Joey Rayburn PARKSIDE – One local maintenance worker is well aware of who is the biggest nerd at USC, Read more
Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit
by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA - Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist, Read more