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Mother Decides to Abort 288-Month-Old Child Who Lives In Basement

January 15, 2021January 10, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 89 Views

By Alexandra Ornes SPRINGFIELD, IL – Margie Walker has reportedly decided to abort her 288-month-old child who currently lives in

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In Sick Prank, USC Students Exposes UCLA Student to COVID… Guys, I Meant Sick As In Bad. What’re You- No! Stop High-Fiving Matt!

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 109 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a sick prank, a group of USC students exposed 25 UCLA students

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Childhood Pet Somehow Still Alive

January 11, 2021January 11, 2021 Mia Young 125 Views

By Mia Young AUGUSTA, ME – Fifteen year old Bulldog mix “Benji” is somehow still alive, much to the surprise

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Yes, There Was a Coup. But, it’s Brooklynn’s 21st Birthday!

January 8, 2021January 8, 2021 Angie Stroud 177 Views

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA – Brooklynn Gentry may be the unluckiest girl in the whole country today. It’s

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“Wow, It’s Just Like Parasite!” Says Los Feliz Dad Who Owns Not One, But Two Lexuses

January 7, 2021January 7, 2021 Charlotte Phillip 111 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”

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This Amazing New Roasted Garlic Recipe Will Leave You Smelling Like Garlic!

January 4, 2021January 3, 2021 Mia Young 112 Views

By Mia Young When I was a little girl my mother would harvest bulbs of garlic from our backyard and

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“New Year, New Me!” Says Alien Body Snatcher

January 1, 2021January 1, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 126 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS FELIZ, CA — With another year in the can, some are already looking forward to the

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Top 10 COVID Friendly Things to Kiss on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2020December 31, 2020 Jack Martino 165 Views

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

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Film Connoisseur Would Rather Die Than Watch Godzilla vs Kong at Home

December 30, 2020December 29, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 107 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan SILVER LAKE, CA — Following Warner Brothers Studios’ announcement that its entire 2021 slate of films would

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Researchers Find Running Makes You 30% Happier and 50% Less Likely to be Killed by the Guy Chasing You

December 29, 2020December 27, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 140 Views

By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — A new study from the University of Southern California has found that running

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