“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final
by Chai Karve USC -- After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and Read more
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Graduating Senior Finds Cute, Cheap Pad in Parent’s Basement
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After landing an enviable entry-level position as a hostess at her local Macaroni Read more
Post-Divorce Fun-Dad Is Scaring the Children
by Ethan Thomson LOS ANGELES, CA — On Tuesday, recently divorced and newly “fun-dad” Rob Cooper attempted to take his Read more
Bomb Squad Tries Defusing Mom Counting to 3
by Jack Hackett LITTLE ROCK, AR — The LRPD Bomb Squad was called to a Walmart parking lot Wednesday to Read more
Man with Hokey Pokey Addiction Finally Turns Himself Around
by Matt Hanisch PASADENA, CA -- After a long, dizzying battle, Jimmy Norton has finally overcome his addiction to the Read more
Area Baseball Fan Wouldn’t Have Swung at That
by Jack Hackett ANAHEIM, CA — Last night at Mickey’s Pub, area baseball fan Frankie Johnson watched an Angels player Read more
Kinky Dog Really Into This Whole Leash Thing
by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA -- Local cocker spaniel Buddy was born on a farm where he roamed the Read more
Kid with Peanut Allergy Won’t Stop Making Such a Big Deal About It
by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA -- Eugene Harris has a history of shoving his problems in other people’s faces, Read more
“Walk Bike” Means Nothing to This Modern Cowboy
by Kim Rogers USC -- Yesterday at high noon, a peak pedestrian traffic hour, sophomore Ricky Meyers rode through campus Read more
Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face
by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an Read more