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Op-Ed: Biden Won… So Why Am I Still Depressed?

December 11, 2020December 9, 2020 Alexandra Ornes 335 Views

By Alexandra Ornes SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With Biden’s official win of the electoral college it is guaranteed he will

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The Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President

November 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 263 Views

After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the

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Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington

October 30, 2020October 25, 2020 Callahan Teceno 352 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA – Once again, spooky season has returned, giving me the perfect opportunity to finally come clean to

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I Can’t Believe Bars and Clubs Are Closed While I’m in My Sexual Prime!

September 8, 2020September 5, 2020 Johnny "Beef Boi" Romani 393 Views

By Baby Nut CHICAGO, IL — Earlier this year the Planters mascot Mr. Peanut died in a horrible car crash

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Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Child Rapist Roman Polanski Hasn’t Won A Golden Globe In Over 9 Years!

August 28, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone 257 Views

By Jonathan Krone PARIS, FRANCE – It’s hard to believe, but it’s been 9 years since Roman Polanski won a

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The Sack of Troy Endorses Mikey McCormack For 8th Grade Class President

November 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff 2334 Views
Mikey at his 14th birthday party showing off his presidential potential by eating a wing with hot sauce! The Sack Read more
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Staff Picks: Highly Recommended Fall Courses

August 10, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff 1880 Views List

by Staff With school right around the corner students are frantically searching for guidance on which courses to take; to

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Introduction from the Editor: Dear Foolish Americans, I come to Your Country in Peace

November 7, 2013December 20, 2015 Axel Hellman 1353 Views Letter from the Editor

by Axel Hellman and Dylan Abrams Letter from the Editor: Greetings, wretched people of USC, and welcome to my wonderful

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