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OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?

November 8, 2019 Staff 350 Views
by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure Read more
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OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter

October 9, 2019 Karan Menon 864 Views
These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a  “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label Read more
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Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner

October 1, 2019 Melanie Hoffmann 489 Views
by Melanie Hoffmann BIRNKRANT SECOND FLOOR — The beginning-of-the-year floor meeting was thrown into an unbearable awkward silence when resident Read more
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Guess What? Dad’s Gonna Live, So Quit Calling Dibs on the Antiques!

April 10, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir 714 Views
by Leila Hoffpauir Well, Dad got the call. His liver is officially cancer-free, so put down the vase, Karen. You’re Read more
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Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan 992 Views
by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA -- A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling Read more
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Well, Mom’s Drunk Again, Which Means We Can Wear Her Scarves

January 15, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir 756 Views
by Leila Hoffpauir So right in the middle of a thrilling “Dexter’s Laboratory” marathon, my brother Justin and I have Read more
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Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018 Alex Greenblatt 916 Views
by Alex Greenblatt We saw this with Spider Man in 2011, we saw it with Karen Page in 1999, and Read more
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Cool! This Bathroom Has a Fold Down Table so I Can Eat My Lunch Without Being Bullied!

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018 Elise Vondra 721 Views
by Elise Vondra ANNENBERG BATHROOM STALL -- Man, today is the best day ever. While I was trying to dissociate Read more
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Op-Ed: I Bet I Could Kick Neil Armstrong’s Ass Now That He’s Dead

October 18, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1850 Views
by Drew Thomas-Nathan HOUSTON, TX -- Lately, the news has not been kind for male icons of yesteryear. While the Read more
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Opinion: I Don’t Like it When You Call Me ‘Big Poppa’

April 10, 2018 Staff 2073 Views
by Ethan Thomson To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, please allow me to make one Read more
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