If Someone Tells Me I Have A Great Personality One More Time I’m Donating to ISIS

April 26, 2017 Sara Swearingen 1214 Views

by Sara Linden I have been told fourteen times in the last two days that I am “so fun” and Read more

New Poll Conducted by the Cool Kids Concludes That I’m Gay

April 12, 2017April 12, 2017 Staff 1321 Views

by Ethan Thomson According to a new poll conducted by the cool kids at New Summit Middle School, I am Read more

March 9, 2017 Cameron Wen 1217 Views

by Cameron Wen A death in the family is tough to sugarcoat. My grandfather’s death certainly wasn’t sugarcoated. It was Read more

March 3, 2017 Staff 1063 Views

by Kylie Charney-Harrington I know you’ve seen me around. The swagger in my walk, the tucked-in polo, the cuffed jeans. Read more

November 9, 2016 Staff 2723 Views

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October 6, 2016 Thomas Marshall 824 Views

by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep Read more

August 31, 2016 Quinton Buxton 672 Views

by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order Read more

April 27, 2016 Staff 674 Views articles

by James Osborne What a genious! Citing the difficulty experienced last year in finding the perfect naturally taken picture to Read more

January 14, 2016 Staff 1169 Views student voices

by Amanda Suarez I just read this article about how the police are stumped by a mysterious body that workers

by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan