Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.

November 3, 2020November 2, 2020 Alexandra Ornes 406 Views

By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish

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Jason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year

October 30, 2020October 25, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 200 Views

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday

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Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington

October 30, 2020October 25, 2020 Callahan Teceno 285 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA – Once again, spooky season has returned, giving me the perfect opportunity to finally come clean to

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OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”

June 25, 2020June 23, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 589 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Baseball mascot Mr. Met’s essay about wanting to murder children in cold blood

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New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks

February 28, 2020July 23, 2020 Finn Kobler 1045 Views

By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The Read more

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OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?

November 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann 1040 Views

by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure Read more

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OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter

October 9, 2019 Karan Menon 1395 Views

These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label Read more

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Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner

October 1, 2019 Melanie Hoffmann 1057 Views

by Melanie Hoffmann BIRNKRANT SECOND FLOOR — The beginning-of-the-year floor meeting was thrown into an unbearable awkward silence when resident Read more

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Guess What? Dad’s Gonna Live, So Quit Calling Dibs on the Antiques!

April 10, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir 1392 Views

by Leila Hoffpauir Well, Dad got the call. His liver is officially cancer-free, so put down the vase, Karen. You’re Read more

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Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1808 Views

by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA -- A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling Read more

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