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This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It
by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL - Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s Read more
Look Out World, I Just Got Bangs, Which Negate All My Previously Ingrained Habits and Personality Traits!
by Christine Politte I see the heads turning as I walk down the street. I hear the people saying, “Did Read more
That’s Not a Sexy Nurse Costume, You’re Just in the ER
by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA - It’s Halloweekend, so you probably assumed that hot nurse was just a hot Read more
These Horoscopes Are So Accurate it’s Scary!
by Ethan Thomson Aries: Someone from your work is going to ask you on a date. But it’s not the Read more
Waiting in Line for Starbucks is My Own Personal Great Depression
by Sara Linden USC -- The Starbucks at the university village isn’t on Tapingo, and we might as well be Read more
If Someone Tells Me I Have A Great Personality One More Time I’m Donating to ISIS
by Sara Linden I have been told fourteen times in the last two days that I am “so fun” and Read more
New Poll Conducted by the Cool Kids Concludes That I’m Gay
by Ethan Thomson According to a new poll conducted by the cool kids at New Summit Middle School, I am Read more