Opinion: I Miss the Drought
by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an Read more
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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake
by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA-- As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to Read more
This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It
by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL - Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s Read more
Look Out World, I Just Got Bangs, Which Negate All My Previously Ingrained Habits and Personality Traits!
by Christine Politte I see the heads turning as I walk down the street. I hear the people saying, “Did Read more
That’s Not a Sexy Nurse Costume, You’re Just in the ER
by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA - It’s Halloweekend, so you probably assumed that hot nurse was just a hot Read more
These Horoscopes Are So Accurate it’s Scary!
by Ethan Thomson Aries: Someone from your work is going to ask you on a date. But it’s not the Read more