Op-Ed: Biden Won… So Why Am I Still Depressed?
By Alexandra Ornes SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With Biden’s official win of the electoral college it is guaranteed he will
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Dear Mom: Baby Want Milk
By Mia Young Dear Mom, Baby hungies! Me want milky now! Give booby! -Michael Dear Michael, Oh, are you hungry
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Dear Mom: Just Kidding, I’m An Orphan!
By Mia Young Dear Mom, Hi! I’m having so much fun at camp, all the kids and counselors are so
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Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.
By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish
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CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday
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Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington
LOS ANGELES, CA – Once again, spooky season has returned, giving me the perfect opportunity to finally come clean to
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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That
By Johnny “Beef Boi” Romani This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White
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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!
CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who
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