Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
By Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX – Helicopter Ingenuity, or “Ginny,” as her operators in Houston call her, successfully landed on
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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,
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Girlboss Alert! Cute Design of Tampon Applicator Makes Periods TOTALLY Worth It
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total bad bitch moment, Always has come out with a new
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Girlboss Alert! Meghan Markle Calls the Queen A Bitch In New Oprah Interview
By Emily Torp LONDON, UK – Meghan has officially reclaimed her voice! This #qween is the first black woman to
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Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this
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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That
By Johnny “Beef Boi” Romani This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White
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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!
CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who
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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs
By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new
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