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Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

April 15, 2021April 14, 2021 Emily Torp 77 Views

By Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX – Helicopter Ingenuity, or “Ginny,” as her operators in Houston call her, successfully landed on

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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Sarah Cortina 150 Views

SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,

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Girlboss Alert! Cute Design of Tampon Applicator Makes Periods TOTALLY Worth It

March 18, 2021March 18, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 225 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total bad bitch moment, Always has come out with a new

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Girlboss Alert! Meghan Markle Calls the Queen A Bitch In New Oprah Interview

March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 Emily Torp 312 Views

By Emily Torp LONDON, UK – Meghan has officially reclaimed her voice! This #qween is the first black woman to

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Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Sarah Cortina 167 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this

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Republicans Celebrate Spooky Season By Making Americans Fear For the Future of Their Civil Rights

October 26, 2020January 23, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 600 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 Johnny "Beef Boi" Romani 445 Views

By Johnny “Beef Boi” Romani This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White

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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 #bossbitch 418 Views

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who

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Girlboss Alert! This Hot New Female Supreme Court Justice Might Take Away My Reproductive Rights

October 8, 2020February 8, 2021 #bossbitch 488 Views

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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs

October 8, 2020October 10, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 438 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new

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