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Dear Mom: Baby Want Milk

December 4, 2020November 30, 2020 Mia Young 303 Views

By Mia Young Dear Mom, Baby hungies! Me want milky now! Give booby! -Michael Dear Michael, Oh, are you hungry

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Dear Mom: Just Kidding, I’m An Orphan!

November 26, 2020November 22, 2020 Mia Young 248 Views

By Mia Young Dear Mom, Hi! I’m having so much fun at camp, all the kids and counselors are so

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DEAR MOM: Are You And Dad Getting A Divorce?

August 26, 2020August 26, 2020 Mia Young 413 Views

By Mia Young Dear Mom, Are you and dad getting a divorce? -Chloe Dear Chloe, Honey, why would you think

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DEAR MOM: Close the Door!

July 17, 2020August 10, 2020 Finn Kobler 549 Views

by Finn Kobler DEAR SON, Dinner’s downstairs, sweetie! 🙂 Love, Mom DEAR MOM, OHMYGOD CLOSE THE FUCKIN’ DOOR!!!!! HOW MANY

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Dear Mom: Can you schedule my dentist appointment?

February 25, 2016 Kim Rogers 2459 Views Dear Mom
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Dear Mom: What’s the Netflix Password?

November 18, 2015December 28, 2015 Kim Rogers 2432 Views Dear Mom

by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,     What’s the Netflix password?  P.S. Running out of money. 🙂 -Michael Dear Michael,  

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