Apologies to the Editor: I’m Not Really Sorry But My Mom Said I Had to Apologize

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Listen, punk. Let’s get things straight. You’re a freaking nerd who doesn’t know your place

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SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total bad bitch moment, Always has come out with a new

By Alexandra Ornes After the obligatory mourning period, I think I’m finally ready to share my feelings with the world.

By Hannah Ryan Hark! The Gods are displeased and ‘tis time to talk about it. Everyone is running ‘round willy-nilly

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By Emily Torp LONDON, UK – Meghan has officially reclaimed her voice! This #qween is the first black woman to

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Morning. No, I don’t want pizza you left on your counter, but thanks for the

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this

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By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.