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Trojans Can Now Register for Post-Sex Cuddle After WebReg Fucks Them

April 13, 2021April 11, 2021 Alexandra Miller 75 Views

By Alexandra Miller LOS ANGELES, CA — The popular class registration site launched a new feature on Monday allowing students

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Girlboss Alert! Carol Folt

April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 Staff 392 Views

By Staff We are SoGratefulForThis CommendableInstitution. Please don’t shut us down Carol, this is all we have!

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Study Finds 900% Increase In WebReg Related Homicides

March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 Mia Young 377 Views

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Girl Upset at Not Getting Any @usc.missedconnections Posts Despite Never Going to Class

March 26, 2021March 25, 2021 Heidi Atlas 283 Views

By Heidi Atlas PITTSBURGH, PA – University of Southern California freshman Tiffany Wilson is furious that nobody has anonymously fallen

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USC Freshmen Receive Welcome Box Containing Four White Claws, a Fire Alarm Set For 4am, and a Lifetime of Student Debt

March 2, 2021March 1, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 1153 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Dylan Gomez was elated to receive a USC Welcome Box, which

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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

February 19, 2021February 19, 2021 Emily Torp 758 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 499 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19

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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users

February 2, 2021February 1, 2021 Eloise Rollins-Fife 375 Views

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 Cooper Roth 322 Views

By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno 791 Views

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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