Trojans Can Now Register for Post-Sex Cuddle After WebReg Fucks Them
By Alexandra Miller LOS ANGELES, CA — The popular class registration site launched a new feature on Monday allowing students
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Girlboss Alert! Carol Folt
By Staff We are SoGratefulForThis CommendableInstitution. Please don’t shut us down Carol, this is all we have!
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Girl Upset at Not Getting Any @usc.missedconnections Posts Despite Never Going to Class
By Heidi Atlas PITTSBURGH, PA – University of Southern California freshman Tiffany Wilson is furious that nobody has anonymously fallen
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USC Freshmen Receive Welcome Box Containing Four White Claws, a Fire Alarm Set For 4am, and a Lifetime of Student Debt
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Dylan Gomez was elated to receive a USC Welcome Box, which
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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s
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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19
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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is
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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For
By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific
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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read
By Callahan Teceno LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new
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