To Ensure Attention, USC Classrooms Will Now Feature TVs Playing Cropped Footage of Subway Surfers
By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to maintain student attention, USC will play cropped footage of
Read moreBy Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to maintain student attention, USC will play cropped footage of
Read moreBy Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources have confirmed that the guy who just walked into your classroom looks
Read moreBy Finn Rollings LOS ANGELES, CA – A USC School of Dramatic Arts major has made archeological history this finals
Read moreBy Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – According to multiple attendees, that enormous cheer that erupted from the party moments
Read moreBy Lily McLaughlin LOS ANGELES, CA – Last week, two female New North residents created complete chaos over their month-long
Read moreBy Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – USC football fans are shocked after the reveal that defensive coordinator Alex Grinch
Read moreBy Bill Rockas AUSTIN, TX – After multiple rejections, Economics major Carl Smattford has resorted to explaining the quantifiable
Read moreBy Lily McLaughlin LOS ANGELES, CA – This past week, the USC carrot mascot was mercilessly shot and killed outside
Read moreBy Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – On Saturday, the Academy of Motion Pictures announced that USC Sophomore Jacob Stall
Read moreBy Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the rager of the weekend, you were shocked to discover the
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