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USC Freshmen Receive Welcome Box Containing Four White Claws, a Fire Alarm Set For 4am, and a Lifetime of Student Debt

March 2, 2021March 1, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 961 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Dylan Gomez was elated to receive a USC Welcome Box, which

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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

February 19, 2021February 19, 2021 Emily Torp 631 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 395 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19

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OPINION: Can You Guys Hear Me?

February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Professor Dietrichson 234 Views

By Professor Dietrichson LOS ANGELES, CA – ummmm,, ah! Ma…. d- EHR, Can you guys hear me?  … Hello Class

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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users

February 2, 2021February 1, 2021 Eloise Rollins-Fife 304 Views

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

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Opinion: Haha U Up?

January 29, 2021January 26, 2021 Professor Dietrichson 220 Views

By Brad Hey girl, uh haha u up? Covid been hittin’ me with the loneliness so I decided to stop

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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 Cooper Roth 293 Views

By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific

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In Sick Prank, USC Students Exposes UCLA Student to COVID… Guys, I Meant Sick As In Bad. What’re You- No! Stop High-Fiving Matt!

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 230 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a sick prank, a group of USC students exposed 25 UCLA students

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno 723 Views

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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Quiz: Which Famous Historical Trainwreck Did You Feel Like This Semester?

November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Jack Martino 2316 Views

by Jack Martino

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