USC Freshmen Receive Welcome Box Containing Four White Claws, a Fire Alarm Set For 4am, and a Lifetime of Student Debt

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Dylan Gomez was elated to receive a USC Welcome Box, which

Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19

By Professor Dietrichson LOS ANGELES, CA – ummmm,, ah! Ma…. d- EHR, Can you guys hear me? … Hello Class

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

By Brad Hey girl, uh haha u up? Covid been hittin’ me with the loneliness so I decided to stop

By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a sick prank, a group of USC students exposed 25 UCLA students

By Callahan Teceno LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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