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Quiz: Are You Sad or Hungry?

March 4, 2021March 3, 2021 Rachel Michelman 115 Views

By Rachel Michelman COVID-19 has really messed up our lives, which is not cool! Life has been more difficult for

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Quiz: How Alone Will You Be On Valentine’s Day On A Scale from ‘Very Alone’ to ‘I’m Willing to Take a Quiz About This’

February 12, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 268 Views

By Alexandra Ornes With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the question on everyone’s mind is: how alone will I be

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Quiz: Can You Fully Digest Corn?

February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Hannah Ryan 187 Views

By Hannah Ryan The human digestive system is one fickle beast. Take this quiz to find out whether your guts

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QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?

January 19, 2021January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman 368 Views

By Rachel Michelman It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his

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Top 10 COVID Friendly Things to Kiss on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino 252 Views

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

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Ranking Pixar Movies By How Sexually Attracted I Am To The Main Character

December 28, 2020February 6, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 411 Views

By Alexandra Ornes With the recent release of Soul, Pixar’s 20th animated feature film, the Sack has decided to rank

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Quiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?

December 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 484 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex

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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 745 Views

By Mia Young #1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

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Quiz: Which Famous Historical Trainwreck Did You Feel Like This Semester?

November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Jack Martino 2315 Views

by Jack Martino

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Quiz: Are You Okay? No, But Like Seriously, Are You Okay?

November 16, 2020November 15, 2020 Rachel Michelman 4109 Views

By Rachel Michelman

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