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Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Albums of All Time” Finally Ranks Peppa Pig: My First Album at Number 1
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Scientists Learn COVID-19 Can Be Transmitted Through Gamer Girl Bathwater
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Top 10 Pumpkins To Stick Your Dick In This Halloween
By Martha Stewart Halloween is just around the corner, which means it’s time to buy, carve, and molest your pumpkins!
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Quiz: Who’s Out There?
By Melanie Hoffmann
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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of
By Charlotte Phillipp We checked in with Mom to find out what her 10 favorite movies were for the spooky
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I Slept With Every Cast Member of the Classic 80s Sitcom “Lotta Family” Only to Find Out it Never Existed. Here’s What I Learned.
by Veronica Marks We all treasure the beloved sitcoms of the 1980s. From Full House to Cheers to Lotta Family, Read more
Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?
by Drew Thomas-Nathan Finding a good man is difficult, especially when it has been highly publicized that your parents perished Read more