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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Sarah Cortina 150 Views

SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,

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Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Sarah Cortina 167 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this

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