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CDC Announces There is No Bad Drug Interaction Between COVID Vaccine and Molly Just in Time for Festival Season

April 7, 2021April 5, 2021 Staff 198 Views

By Staff Just in time for festival season, the CDC has announced that there is no bad drug interaction between

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College USC 

Girlboss Alert! Carol Folt

April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 Staff 392 Views

By Staff We are SoGratefulForThis CommendableInstitution. Please don’t shut us down Carol, this is all we have!

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World 

CEO Of Racism Steps Down Amid Rumors Of Tolerant Remarks

January 18, 2021April 7, 2021 Staff 354 Views

By Staff MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA – Following several weeks of rumors and allegations that he’s been “getting soft” and fails to

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Conservative Georgian Sits on Hand Before Voting So it Feels Like Someone Else is Screwing State Over

January 5, 2021January 21, 2021 Staff 216 Views

By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted

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Politics World 

Terrorist Cell Getting Really Sick of Quarantining Together

November 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 291 Views

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and

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The Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President

November 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 318 Views

After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the

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Videos 

Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 Staff 675 Views

Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people

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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 Staff 413 Views

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who

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Girlboss Alert! This Woman Gave the President COVID

October 6, 2020October 28, 2020 Staff 302 Views

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College Politics USC 

USG Vice President Forced to Resign After Deciding to Resign

August 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 1493 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA — Undergraduate Student Government Vice President Rose Ritch was forced to step down Wednesday after making the

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