Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom
By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from Read more
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College Friends Finally Get to Reunite After Their Weird Friend Makes Them on the Sims
By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California Read more
Silver Lining: This Old Man with Alzheimer’s Just Forgot How to be Racist
By Patrick Duffy WORCHESTER, MA — They say that when God closes a door, He opens a window, and while Read more
New Succulent Owner Still Depressed
By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple reports from witnesses, roommates, and mental health specialists confirmed that local university Read more
Good Neighbor Delivers Groceries to Elderly Homes Even With Cough and Fever
By Rachel Michelman PHOENIX, AZ — Ethel Bates was taken aback when she found out that Arizona had issued a Read more
Company Gives Prospective Intern Choice to Absolutely Fucking Humiliate Himself on Phone or In Person
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Telling the student to “pick his poison,” a local company offered a prospective Read more
Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti Read more
Upstart Candidate Clillary Hinton Joins Democratic Race
by Gia King Just as things are beginning to heat up in the race for the Democratic nomination, an already-crowded Read more
New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks
By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The Read more
“America’s Got Talent” Cancelled Because We Don’t
by Staff LOS ANGELES — The hearts of bored mothers everywhere were broken on Monday when NBC announced startling news: the Read more