USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12
by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL -- In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann Read more
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USC Launches New Resources to Help Suicidal Students Return Textbooks First
by Keith Herrmann UNIVERSITY PARK CAMPUS – Following concerns from various student mental health advocacy groups, the University of Southern Read more
Baby Jesus Sees Shadow, Won’t Be Crucified for Another Four Months
by Keith Herrmann BETHLEHEM– For the third year in a row, the newborn Jesus Christ has seen his shadow and Read more
Newly Installed Dorm Carpet Doesn’t Know What It’s Getting Into
by Chris Cheshire The spick n’ span new threads in New North Room 1412 have absolutely no idea what’s coming Read more
Progressive Fountains of Wayne Member Liked Stacy’s Mom For Her Personality
by Finn Kobler 2000’s one-hit-wonder band Fountains of Wayne is re-circulating the pop stratosphere after drummer Brian Young spoke about Read more
Student Not Here to Make Friends, Have Fun, Get Sleep, Graduate
by Keith Herrmann Viterbi freshman Sydney Eriksson announced that she did not come to USC to make friends, nor have Read more
Local Man Disappointed He Gave Away Good Edibles to Lightweight Trick or Treaters
by Finn Kobler FLAGSTAFF, AZ – Outrage percolated around 23-year-old Gabriel Boulton this Halloween after he received multiple complaints from Read more