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Conservative Georgian Sits on Hand Before Voting So it Feels Like Someone Else is Screwing State Over

January 5, 2021January 21, 2021 Staff 152 Views

By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted

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Terrorist Cell Getting Really Sick of Quarantining Together

November 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 225 Views

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and

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Editorial Politics 

The Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President

November 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 263 Views

After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the

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Videos 

Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 Staff 551 Views

Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people

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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 Staff 309 Views

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who

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Girlboss Alert! This Woman Gave the President COVID

October 6, 2020October 28, 2020 Staff 251 Views

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USG Vice President Forced to Resign After Deciding to Resign

August 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 1308 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA — Undergraduate Student Government Vice President Rose Ritch was forced to step down Wednesday after making the

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Entertainment World 

“America’s Got Talent” Cancelled Because We Don’t

February 26, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff 781 Views
by Staff LOS ANGELES — The hearts of bored mothers everywhere were broken on Monday when NBC announced startling news: the Read more
World 

Heartwarming: Nick and Joe Always Let Kevin Press the Button in the Elevator

November 5, 2019January 21, 2021 Staff 1124 Views
by Ethan Thomson The Jonas Brothers’ Happiness Begins tour is about as hot as Nick and Joe right now. While Read more
Politics World 

ISIS Down to Original Drummer

October 29, 2019January 21, 2021 Staff 967 Views
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