Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme
By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is Read more
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Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly Read more
OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?
by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure Read more
Tall Guy Could Be Taller
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller, Read more
Heartwarming: Nick and Joe Always Let Kevin Press the Button in the Elevator
by Ethan Thomson The Jonas Brothers’ Happiness Begins tour is about as hot as Nick and Joe right now. While Read more
USC Village’s Newest Establishment Just Empty Room Where You Can Spit On Poor People
By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA – Students and patrons at USC Village will soon have a new spot to Read more
Morning Mom Report: Your Cousin Tommy Is Engaged
By Charlotte Phillipp According to a phone call by Mom this morning, your cousin Tommy Jankowski, 31, proposed to his Read more
Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture
By Finn Kobler The Pew Research Center recently released a bold claim that’s been impacting colleges across the country: students Read more
Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There
By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers Read more