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Professor Narrowly Diffuses Ticking Time-Bomb of YouTube Autoplay

October 12, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 2678 Views
by Quinton Buxton, Colin McIsaac TAPER HALL — After showing a YouTube video in his lecture, Professor Crispin Wen’s students watched Read more
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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella

February 7, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 2713 Views
by Quinton Buxton USC -- As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students Read more
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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”

January 31, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 2297 Views
by Quinton Buxton USC -- With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of Read more
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“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign

October 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 4331 Views
by Quinton Buxton THE ROW -- This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown Read more
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New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office

September 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 7026 Views
by Quinton Buxton USC -- In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the Read more
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This Week, Right Now. — 9/3/16

September 3, 2016July 23, 2020 Quinton Buxton 1646 Views
This Week, Right Now. Episode 8 -- 9/3/16 Hosted by Chai Karve and Jack Hackett Jokes by: Quinton Buxton Mimi Read more
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How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You

August 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 2225 Views
by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order Read more
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Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court

March 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Quinton Buxton 2904 Views articles
by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. -- After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case Read more
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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway

March 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 2376 Views articles
by Quinton Buxton USC -- Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble Read more
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OJ Simpson Murders the Competition in Double Jeopardy

March 8, 2016January 23, 2021 Quinton Buxton 2559 Views news in photos
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