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Mitch McConnell Eats the Rich, Whoops, I Mean Eats the Rich’s Asses

December 17, 2020December 13, 2020 Prerika Chawla 197 Views

By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Leaked reports from Congress state that Mitch McConnell eats the rich, shocking many since

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Experts Worried Giuliani Farts May Have Contributed to Superspreader Event

December 7, 2020December 6, 2020 Prerika Chawla 265 Views

By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for the coronavirus just days after attending a hearing

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Trump Pardons Additional Turkey This Year

November 25, 2020November 25, 2020 Prerika Chawla 182 Views

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Progress In The Imaginary World Of Police Reform: Bridge to Terabithia Renamed BLM Bridge

November 17, 2020November 15, 2020 Prerika Chawla 237 Views

By Prerika Chawla LARK CREEK, VA – Eat up, BLM protesters, because justice has been served on a silver platter!

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Candidates’ Knowledge of Wind Still Key Issue For Undecided Voters

November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Prerika Chawla 282 Views

By Prerika Chawla CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA — With just a few days to go before election day, there are still

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Peaches Exhausted from Single-handedly Upholding Georgia’s Reputation

September 10, 2020September 21, 2020 Prerika Chawla 358 Views

By Prerika Chawla MACON, GA – Georgia peaches have finally stepped up to say enough is enough. As Georgia reopens

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