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Author: Mia Young

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Wow! This Vintage Reseller Can Go Fuck Themself!

April 6, 2021April 5, 2021 Mia Young 121 Views

By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can

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Study Finds 900% Increase In WebReg Related Homicides

March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 Mia Young 377 Views

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Astrology Alert! Freddie Mercury Is Drinking Gatorade!

March 11, 2021March 11, 2021 Mia Young 158 Views

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Gross! This Guy Drives a PT Cruiser

February 17, 2021February 17, 2021 Mia Young 204 Views

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Area Woman Not Like Other Girls, Has Hemorrhoids

January 27, 2021January 27, 2021 Mia Young 235 Views

By Mia Young BOISE, ID – Area woman Michelle Roth is vastly different from other girls her age. For example,

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Childhood Pet Somehow Still Alive

January 11, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 274 Views

By Mia Young AUGUSTA, ME – Fifteen year old Bulldog mix “Benji” is somehow still alive, much to the surprise

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Bills Make History By Not Losing

January 9, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 366 Views

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the

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This Amazing New Roasted Garlic Recipe Will Leave You Smelling Like Garlic!

January 4, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 185 Views

By Mia Young When I was a little girl my mother would harvest bulbs of garlic from our backyard and

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$600 Stimulus A Lot of Money For Jimmy, 8

December 21, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 228 Views

By Mia Young RENO, NV – While many Americans are outraged over the proposed $600 stimulus check, local eight year

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Friend Who Plans On “Heading Up There” Actually Has To Travel South

December 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 277 Views

By Mia Young MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Recent college graduate Andrew Swanson made plans to head “up” to visit his best

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