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Author: Mia Young

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Childhood Pet Somehow Still Alive

January 11, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 151 Views

By Mia Young AUGUSTA, ME – Fifteen year old Bulldog mix “Benji” is somehow still alive, much to the surprise

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Bills Make History By Not Losing

January 9, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 140 Views

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the

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This Amazing New Roasted Garlic Recipe Will Leave You Smelling Like Garlic!

January 4, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young 117 Views

By Mia Young When I was a little girl my mother would harvest bulbs of garlic from our backyard and

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$600 Stimulus A Lot of Money For Jimmy, 8

December 21, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 150 Views

By Mia Young RENO, NV – While many Americans are outraged over the proposed $600 stimulus check, local eight year

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Friend Who Plans On “Heading Up There” Actually Has To Travel South

December 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 167 Views

By Mia Young MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Recent college graduate Andrew Swanson made plans to head “up” to visit his best

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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 603 Views

By Mia Young #1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

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Dear Mom: Baby Want Milk

December 4, 2020November 30, 2020 Mia Young 203 Views

By Mia Young Dear Mom, Baby hungies! Me want milky now! Give booby! -Michael Dear Michael, Oh, are you hungry

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Dear Mom: Just Kidding, I’m An Orphan!

November 26, 2020November 22, 2020 Mia Young 190 Views

By Mia Young Dear Mom, Hi! I’m having so much fun at camp, all the kids and counselors are so

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Liberal Extremist Shares “Unfriend Me If You Voted For Trump” Post On Facebook

November 24, 2020November 22, 2020 Mia Young 247 Views

By Mia Young NORTHRIDGE, CA – Area social justice activist Jennifer Tracy recently shared a shockingly controversial post on Facebook

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Politics 

Donald Trump Was Ejected

November 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 498 Views

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