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Author: Rob Smat

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New Printer Excited to Repeatedly Ruin Man’s Life

January 17, 2017 Rob Smat 1599 Views
by Rob Smat TROY HALL -- Throwing packing peanuts everywhere, Kyle Clausen finally unpacked his new printer last week. He Read more
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Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 Rob Smat 1653 Views
by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS -- Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late, Read more
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This Week, Right Now. — 9/9/16

September 10, 2016July 23, 2020 Rob Smat 1658 Views
Episode 9 Hosted by Chai Karve and Jack Hackett Jokes by Mimi Evans, Jack Hackett, Chaitanya Karve, Rob Smat, and Read more
College Entertainment 

Roommate More Than Happy to Screw Up Sound for Your Movie

September 6, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2122 Views

“I’ve never done sound before, but I’ll take a crack at recording unsalvageable audio,” responded Samson.

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This Week, Right Now. — 8/27/16

August 27, 2016July 23, 2020 Rob Smat 1542 Views
Hosted by Chai Karve and Jack Hackett Jokes by Jack Hackett, Chai Karve, and Rob Smat Read more
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Flag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast

August 15, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2415 Views
by Rob Smat -- Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES -- For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside Read more
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God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village

April 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2179 Views articles
by Rob Smat USC -- It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end Read more
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Ben Isaacson, Actor Who Played Death Star, Dead at 78

April 15, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2313 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Dork.ly PINEWOOD STUDIOS -- Ben Isaacson, a longtime actor in film and television, was found Read more
Local Sports 

2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic

April 13, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 1693 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM -- The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning Read more
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Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords

March 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2337 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND -- Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got Read more
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