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Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour

April 4, 2018 Kim Rogers 2675 Views
by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from Read more
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Business Presentation Using More Prop Work Than Called For

February 12, 2018 Kim Rogers 903 Views
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local advertising agency executives left their all-staff meeting shocked on Wednesday, after witnessing a funding Read more
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Uncle on Ancestry.com on Brink of Discovering Huge Cover-up in Family History

January 10, 2018 Kim Rogers 1080 Views
by Kim Rogers While filling in his family tree late Thursday night, local uncle Dan Polinski came dangerously close to Read more
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Whole Branch of Family Rolls Up With One Side Dish

November 24, 2017 Kim Rogers 1605 Views
by Kim Rogers After hours of toiling over the stove and resetting the oven timer, local martyr Delilah Owens was Read more
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Area Captain Jack Sparrow Needs Help With His Makeup

October 30, 2017 Kim Rogers 1202 Views
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local Captain Jack Sparrow and area Lucille Ball readied their home Saturday in anticipation of Read more
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Relationship Reaches Milestone as Woman Forgets Own Creative Ambitions

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Kim Rogers 2748 Views
by Kim Rogers After one year of exclusive dating, Chelsea Sawyer and her boyfriend Marshall Brooks took their relationship to Read more
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Weakest Link Very Enthusiastic About Physical Education Course

September 27, 2017 Kim Rogers 1651 Views
by Kim Rogers USC -- Monday morning, local “weak link” Garrett Carter got up extra early to stretch for his Read more
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Area Woman Can’t Hear Date Over Ticking of Biological Clock

September 6, 2017 Kim Rogers 1386 Views
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA-- No matter how close she leaned in, area woman Martha Pratt couldn’t make out Read more
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Bottom of Ice Cream Pint Only One With Balls to Tell Desperate Woman “Enough is Enough”

August 24, 2017August 24, 2017 Kim Rogers 1278 Views
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After getting laid off in January, desperate woman Marcia Bell cracked open a Read more
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Graduating Senior Finds Cute, Cheap Pad in Parent’s Basement

May 2, 2017 Kim Rogers 1652 Views
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After landing an enviable entry-level position as a hostess at her local Macaroni Read more
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