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Report: Guys, Elvis JUST Died. Seriously. He Died TODAY.

April 17, 2019June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 2522 Views
by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of Read more
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Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend

February 15, 2019June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 1362 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful Read more
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Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party

February 4, 2019 Joey Rayburn 1525 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front Read more
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Student Graduates Semester Early to Get Jump Start on Unemployment

January 11, 2019June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 1352 Views
by Joey Rayburn USC – Senior Roger Morris has just finished college an entire semester early, meaning he's about to Read more
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Man Didn’t Realize He Was Offering Sweatshirt as Collateral in Event of Break-Up

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Joey Rayburn 884 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s going to be a chilly winter for one local man whose recent Read more
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Frat Bros Begin Hibernation After Storing Enough Juul Pods and Misogyny for Winter

December 5, 2018June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 1469 Views
by Joey Rayburn THE ROW – With the beer-stained folding tables tucked away haphazardly and the rent deposit hopefully paid, Read more
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Report: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?

October 26, 2018June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 1189 Views
by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last Read more
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Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City

September 14, 2018 Joey Rayburn 1739 Views
by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly Read more
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Board of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks

August 29, 2018June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 7612 Views
by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation Read more
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Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang

August 21, 2018 Joey Rayburn 2422 Views
by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks Read more
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