Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City
by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly Read more
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Board of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks
by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation Read more
Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang
by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks Read more
In Race Between Tortoise and Hare, Real Winners Are Those That Profited Off Inciting Race War
by Joey Rayburn THE WOODS - It was only a short few hours ago when the Tortoise, tired of the Read more
Maintenance Worker Can Tell Total Dweeb Lives in This Dorm Room
by Joey Rayburn PARKSIDE – One local maintenance worker is well aware of who is the biggest nerd at USC, Read more
“I Only Watch for the Commercials,” Says Least Interesting Guy at Super Bowl Party
by Joey Rayburn PHILADELPHIA, PA – Everyone at Rebecca Huston’s Super Bowl party is brimming with excitement to watch the Read more
Therapist Sure Has Their Work Cut Out for Them This Week
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES -- Ooh, boy! This week is going to be a rough one for Dr. Riley Read more
War on Christmas Continues After Local Woman Wished “Happy Honda Days”
by Joey Rayburn ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO -- Uh-oh, everybody. It’s time to batten down the hatches, call your spouse, and Read more
Billy Joel’s Bar Mitzvah Solidifies His Transition from Piano Boy to Piano Man
by Joey Rayburn LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK -- He might not have started the fire, but Billy Joel is finally Read more
Annoying Girl at Improv Show Worried She’s Not Center of Attention
By Joey Rayburn TAPER HALL -- What seemed like what was going to be a relaxing, jovial evening of college Read more