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Op-Ed: The Gods Are Displeased

March 9, 2021March 8, 2021 Hannah Ryan 150 Views

By Hannah Ryan Hark! The Gods are displeased and ‘tis time to talk about it.  Everyone is running ‘round willy-nilly

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Local Idiot Wants Pink Lightsaber when OBVIOUSLY That Color Isn’t Even Canon

February 26, 2021February 21, 2021 Hannah Ryan 202 Views

By Hannah Ryan CULVER CITY, CA – A local Star Wars LARPing group has been torn apart by recent allegations

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Quiz: Can You Fully Digest Corn?

February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Hannah Ryan 256 Views

By Hannah Ryan The human digestive system is one fickle beast. Take this quiz to find out whether your guts

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Study Finds Small Doses of 5G Promote Super Powers Like Telekinesis and Jumping Really High and Stuff

February 3, 2021February 1, 2021 Hannah Ryan 322 Views

By Hannah Ryan LOS ANGELES, CA–– A recent report by the World Health Organization on the effects of 5G on

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