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Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions

February 25, 2019January 21, 2021 Hannah Ceselski 3052 Views
by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It's been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it Read more
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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns

February 5, 2018January 23, 2021 Hannah Ceselski 6458 Views
by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO -- Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of Read more
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Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person

January 24, 2018 Hannah Ceselski 1744 Views
by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS -- Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a Read more
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Dog Has Person Name

December 1, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 2114 Views
by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA -- The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week Read more
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Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself

August 29, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski 2794 Views
by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on Read more
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Heartwarming! This Teacher Has a Handshake with Each of His Students and They Still Hate His Guts

August 23, 2017August 24, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 3435 Views
by Hannah Ceselski TRUMAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL – Second grade teacher Kevin Wheeler isn’t like other teachers. He’s a cool teacher. Read more
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Summer 2017 in Review

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 1894 Views
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Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face

April 17, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 13170 Views
by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an Read more
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Local Dad Assures Frightened Toddler That Human Beings Are the Real Monsters

April 4, 2017July 31, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 2630 Views
by Hannah Ceselski  |  photo credit CALABASAS, CA -- Local dad Robert Milligan was proud to fulfill his fatherly duties as Read more
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Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of

February 8, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski 3501 Views
by Hannah Ceselski USC -- Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still Read more
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