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by Finn Kobler VATICAN CITY - Last Wednesday, fans of 1994 hit show “Friends” and 594 B.C.E hit book “The Read more

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by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO -- Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of Read more

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by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS -- Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a Read more

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by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA -- The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week Read more

by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on Read more

by Hannah Ceselski TRUMAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL – Second grade teacher Kevin Wheeler isn’t like other teachers. He’s a cool teacher. Read more

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by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an Read more

by Hannah Ceselski | photo credit CALABASAS, CA -- Local dad Robert Milligan was proud to fulfill his fatherly duties as Read more