“Something Ain’t Right,” Says Man Stopping to Hear the Leaves Rustle
By Drew Thomas-Nathan BUMFUCK, WY — It was a sunny, hazy afternoon when a red Ford pickup truck pulled over Read more
Author: Drew Thomas-Nathan
Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?
by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA -- A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling Read more
Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?
by Drew Thomas-Nathan Finding a good man is difficult, especially when it has been highly publicized that your parents perished Read more
Surplus of Spring Admits to be Housed in Forested Wolf Dens
by Drew Thomas-Nathan GRIFFITH PARK, CA -- Due to a lack of available freshman housing space, some students admitted for Read more
Dentist Saving Best Toothbrushes For Self on Halloween
by Drew Thomas-Nathan SAN DIEGO, CA -- Dr. Ted Denison, a 44-year-old local dentist with patients from ages 4 to Read more
Op-Ed: I Bet I Could Kick Neil Armstrong’s Ass Now That He’s Dead
by Drew Thomas-Nathan HOUSTON, TX -- Lately, the news has not been kind for male icons of yesteryear. While the Read more
Disney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon
by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA -- After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed Read more
Bible Fan’s Favorite Part is the Cousin Sex
by Drew Thomas-Nathan JONESBOROUGH, TN -- An explosive revelation arrived straight out of Saint Peter’s Church as 14-year-old Jacob Barrow Read more
Millennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography
by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA -- The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country Read more
Teacher’s Pet Pees on Rug
by Drew Thomas-Nathan TAPER HALL -- Many college students feel pressure to engage with faculty thanks to the rat race Read more