“Why Can’t They Just Protest Peacefully?” Complains Darth Vader
By Drew Thomas-Nathan A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY — Recent violent scuffles with the Rebel Alliance led Dark Lord of Read more
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JCPenney Now Only JC After Filing For Bankruptcy
By Drew Thomas-Nathan PLANO, TX — On top of filing for bankruptcy and closing 242 stores, department store JCPenney announced Read more
New Netflix Dating Show Literally Just Locking Two Horses in a Barn and Swallowing the Key
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS GATOS, CA — Have you already binged Too Hot to Handle and Love Is Blind? Want Read more
CDC Recommends Everyone Wear Spider-Man Mask to Distract the Coronavirus and Let the Real Spider-Man Escape
By Drew Thomas-Nathan QUEENS, NY — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention put out new guidelines Thursday morning urging Read more
Whole World Pivots to Video
By Drew Thomas-Nathan EARTH — The entire world economy has finally pivoted to video content, your own eyes and ears confirmed Read more
All the Memories From Before Mom Died That Are Now Available On Disney+
By Drew Thomas-Nathan ANAHEIM, CA — The streaming wars are heating up, and your entertainment overlords over at the Walt Read more
“Something Ain’t Right,” Says Man Stopping to Hear the Leaves Rustle
By Drew Thomas-Nathan BUMFUCK, WY — It was a sunny, hazy afternoon when a red Ford pickup truck pulled over Read more
Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?
by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA -- A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling Read more
Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?
by Drew Thomas-Nathan Finding a good man is difficult, especially when it has been highly publicized that your parents perished Read more