6 Adorable Gift Ideas For The Anti-Semitic Horse Goblin That Lives In Your Attic
By Finn Kobler Ah, Christmas. Everyone’s favorite 3-month-long street fight between Jesus’ most devoted followers, earnestly trying to celebrate his
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REPORT: Amelia Earhart Was Actually Just Right Here! In This Big Ol’ Tire!
By Finn Kobler A BIG OL’ TIRE, ND – For decades, the location of lost pilot Amelia Earhart has remained
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Trump Admits He’ll “Probably Resign” After Seeing That Savage Meme You Just Reposted
by Finn Kobler After four years of deflecting, averting, and combatting just about every piece of negative press thrown at
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DEAR MOM: Close the Door!
by Finn Kobler DEAR SON, Dinner’s downstairs, sweetie! 🙂 Love, Mom DEAR MOM, OHMYGOD CLOSE THE FUCKIN’ DOOR!!!!! HOW MANY
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Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti Read more
New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks
By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The Read more
Progressive Fountains of Wayne Member Liked Stacy’s Mom For Her Personality
by Finn Kobler 2000’s one-hit-wonder band Fountains of Wayne is re-circulating the pop stratosphere after drummer Brian Young spoke about Read more
Local Man Disappointed He Gave Away Good Edibles to Lightweight Trick or Treaters
by Finn Kobler FLAGSTAFF, AZ – Outrage percolated around 23-year-old Gabriel Boulton this Halloween after he received multiple complaints from Read more