Trump Finally Concedes! (That He Kissed Pence On The Lips During A Drunken Weekend At Mar-A-Lago)
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump has finally made the concession that the nation has been waiting
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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees
By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was
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Developmental Psychologists Worried That Young Children Are Starting To Believe Their Grandparents Actually Live Inside Smartphones
by Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX — World-renowned Developmental Psychologist Jerome Richardson, with the Texas Children’s Hospital, has found that “young
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Woman Deeply Offended After Alexa Suggests Trying A Low-Carb Meal
by Emily Torp LOS ANGELES CA – Southern California woman Melissa Martin was deeply offended after her Amazon Alexa Show®
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Trump Makes Final Push To Open Middle and High Schools So His Future Fourth Wife Can “Learn Something”
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC – With his presidential power waning, President Trump made one final push to re-open the
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Lincoln Project Already Cutting Romney/Bush 2024 Ads
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — After a hard-earned Biden victory, The Lincoln Project, one of the most vocal groups
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Señor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in
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