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Trump Finally Concedes! (That He Kissed Pence On The Lips During A Drunken Weekend At Mar-A-Lago)

January 6, 2021January 6, 2021 Emily Torp 112 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump has finally made the concession that the nation has been waiting

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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees

December 18, 2020December 20, 2020 Emily Torp 467 Views

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was

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Developmental Psychologists Worried That Young Children Are Starting To Believe Their Grandparents Actually Live Inside Smartphones

December 9, 2020December 6, 2020 Emily Torp 212 Views

by Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX — World-renowned Developmental Psychologist Jerome Richardson, with the Texas Children’s Hospital, has found that “young

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Woman Deeply Offended After Alexa Suggests Trying A Low-Carb Meal

November 18, 2020November 15, 2020 Emily Torp 284 Views

by Emily Torp LOS ANGELES CA – Southern California woman Melissa Martin was deeply offended after her Amazon Alexa Show®

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Trump Makes Final Push To Open Middle and High Schools So His Future Fourth Wife Can “Learn Something”

November 13, 2020November 12, 2020 Emily Torp 305 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC – With his presidential power waning, President Trump made one final push to re-open the

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Lincoln Project Already Cutting Romney/Bush 2024 Ads

November 7, 2020November 7, 2020 Emily Torp 408 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — After a hard-earned Biden victory, The Lincoln Project, one of the most vocal groups

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Señor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote

October 15, 2020October 15, 2020 Emily Torp 327 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in

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