Friend Seeks Conversational Entry to Talk About Own Summer Without Seeming Like a Dick
CAMPUS CENTER - Logan Fitz had a dope summer. Like, seriously. He traveled, interned at an investment bank, and had Read more
Author: Chai Karve
“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final
by Chai Karve USC -- After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and Read more
Kinky Dog Really Into This Whole Leash Thing
by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA -- Local cocker spaniel Buddy was born on a farm where he roamed the Read more
Toes Slip Out From Bottom of Blankie
by Chai Karve MAZDA BROOK, NJ -- Late Thursday night, in a suburban home in northern New Jersey, 7 year Read more
“I Have Too Much On My Plate” Says Student Who Signed Up For This
by Chai Karve USC -- On a bright Wednesday afternoon, exhausted student Ari Davis plumped down in the middle of Read more
USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG
by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER -- The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus. Read more
Loose Cannon Oscars PA Adds “My Virginity” to In Memoriam
by Chai Karve DOLBY THEATRE -- The In Memoriam section of the Oscars pays tribute to those in the business Read more
Discussion Section Exposes Students to a Diversity of Incorrect Views
by Chai Karve USC -- At a Friday morning discussion section for a Law, Society & Culture GE, students have Read more
Inattentive Student Nods Along Like He Knows What The Hell’s Happening
by Chai Karve USC -- During last week’s operations management lecture on theoretical constraints, capacity, and forecasting, senior business major Read more
“It’s Just a Day” Woman Reminds Herself on February 14th
by Chai Karve USC -- As another year whizzes by, local 20-something Jenna Richards is still single and has never been Read more