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Author: Johnny "Beef Boi" Romani

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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That

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By Johnny “Beef Boi” Romani This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White

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I Can’t Believe Bars and Clubs Are Closed While I’m in My Sexual Prime!

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By Baby Nut CHICAGO, IL — Earlier this year the Planters mascot Mr. Peanut died in a horrible car crash

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