By Sarah Cortina
LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this mother/daughter duo managed to beat the odds. Despite the physical distance keeping them apart, both local girl Siena Martin and mom Tina Martin managed to test positive for the coronavirus within the same week! As these two strong women have shown us, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
“I couldn’t bear the thought of Siena sitting in the USC Hotel all alone.” said Tina. “I couldn’t be physically there for her, so I did the next best thing. I went to an indoors Superbowl party and contracted the virus myself!” Luckily, as they haven’t slept in the same bed in 8 years, her husband tested negative. Girl Bosses ONLY under the Martin roof!
Siena, adorned in the $100 terry cloth Trojan robe, says “Yeah, my mom and I are like super close. Everyone mistakes us for sisters, so I’m SO happy she’s here with me on this virus journey. Well not here obviously. But happy that she, like, gets how hard this is for me.” Ugh, I can’t even imagine. Only such a powerful, independent woman can handle being LOCKED away for 10 days. Oh wait, 7? You told them your allergies were symptoms? Omg YAS your power!!!
The mom, from their summer house in La Quinta, concurred. Siena continued, telling us, “I’m like literally in jail right now. I know exactly how people in solitary confinement feel. ACAB right?! I hope she’s fine, she’s, like, kind of old. I just, like, wish I could taste the Sugarfish I Postmated. This food is trash compared to the Nobu Hotel I went to this winter break.” Hang in there, you got this queen!
Both the daughter and mother are reporting mild symptoms. Yes girls! Kick COVID’s ass! I’m sure these ladies will recover quickly, making this story just another win for the girls in this pandemic. After all, COVID statistically kills more men than women. YAS QWEEN!