Quiz: Can You Fully Digest Corn?

By Hannah Ryan

The human digestive system is one fickle beast. Take this quiz to find out whether your guts can work their way through maize… get it, like a maze, but it’s corn?

Corn is one great grain! Have you ingested corn in the past 48 hours? Sure did, and I savored it wholeheartedly. Nope, don’t care about corn. Yes; it vaporized in my stomach and courses through my bloodstream as we speak. Correct! Wrong! - 2. Have you experienced corn in your stool in the past 48 hours? Don’t be shy, this is a judgement-free zone. I certainly have, I thought you’d never ask! Nah, what’s it to you? No; I’ve transcended past the need to defecate and now perpetually store all matter I consume in my big, strong muscles. Correct! Wrong! - Variety is the spice of life! Corn can be creamed, popped, chowdered, kettled, breadified, and so much more. Have you ever ingested any form of corn in your life? Oh yeah! I’m a BIG fan of that fibrous, tasty grain. I used to win cob-eating contests back in my day, you know. Ehh, I don’t really care for kernels. I’ll sip on a chowder every once in a while. Yes, and it never saw the light of day again. Correct! Wrong! - Now that we’ve gotten to know each other, feel free to really let your guard down. Have you ever experienced corn in your stool? Like, ever? Just be honest. Yes, I remember it like it was yesterday. It’s both humbling and enlightening to know the limitations of my own digestive system, but I will persevere. Wouldn’t YOU like to know! Never. The only things that spring forth from my body are sage words of wisdom and powerful punches against bad guys. Correct! Wrong! - Okay, look me in the eye. Are you telling the truth? I just want to know the real you… Yes. I can show you proof right now, I have polaroids in my wallet. Get out of my face. We were never meant to work out, anyway. I’m physically incapable of lying; all the cellulose in my body has rewired my brain to know only integrity and justice. Correct! Wrong! - Share the quiz to show your results ! Facebook Facebook Just tell us who you are to view your results ! Show my results >> Quiz: Can You Digest Corn? %%personality%% Share your results Facebook Facebook Twitter Google+ This quiz has been created with WordPress Viral Quiz ♥.