Opinion: Yikes!

By Rachel Michelman

PRESENT DAY — Woah. Oh boy!  Just… wow, right?

Can you believe this? Of course you can. What am I saying? At this point, it seems like anything is possible.

I mean… come on. How can he… and they just… *shivers* Oof. I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all.

AHHHHHHHH! I don’t know what to think! Wait, sorry: wrong phrasing. I do know what to think, but I just don’t want to think it, you know?

What if I just—no I couldn’t. I wouldn’t be able to live like that. I mean I would absolutely if there were no consequences, but… *small chuckle* Oh, nevermind. It’s not important.

Sometimes, I wonder if… hmm, no you’re right. That’s just crazy. Sorry, I should have thought it out before I said it.

I don’t really have the words to… huh? Well, I wouldn’t say that, but I get it…

Jeez! It’s almost like…Fuck. God I hope not. No.

Yeah, it’s just, well… yikes!