Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

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While it is refreshing to see such a blunt self-declaration from a celebrity, Billie Eilish having her first LP debut at number one is not the same as owning a private jet/sex trafficking vehicle known colloquially as the “Lolita Express.”

Our experts give this statement a 6-inch Pinnochio nose.