CVS — After going through self-checkout, Local man Terry Rivers received an extremely long receipt with the purchase of a single bottle of Lemon-Peach Snapple.
“I bought a Snapple and got a Bible,” exclaimed Rivers. “The receipt was full of coupons I’d never use like six dollars off hair cream, and 80% off CVS brand string cheese. Seriously, this thing is longer than War and Peace.”
Rivers promptly crumpled up the receipt and went on his way.