Because of all the recent controversies over insensitive Halloween costumes, the PC police are on the prowl, ready to strike at a moment’s notice. In order to help you stay safe this Thursday, here is a comprehensive list of “Racist Thanksgiving Costumes to Avoid.”
There’s no better way to highlight your privilege than by dressing up as the bird gracing your dining table.
Yikes. Please, for the love of God leave this costume at home. This costume crosses so many lines.
This Fall vegetable has enough social anxiety without being systematically stereotyped, #Gourdeous
4. Lana Del Rey
While it is an acceptable costume for whites, dressing up as Lana this year might come off as offensive no matter how much you love her. No white-face this Thanksgiving, pal.
People who live with this condition suffer every day. Don’t mock them, instead give them a blanket to warm them up and spread the holiday love.
6. Your Uncle
One drunken speech about gun control and rap music is enough for any family gathering.
7. Pequot War of 1637
No one likes that one guy who reminds everyone of how much better the first Thanksgiving was.
8. This Guy
We aren’t sure what’s going on here.