Where Your Tuition Money Goes pt III

October 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 2836 Views 0 Comment articles

USC–For the past two years the USC Financial Office has released breakdowns of how students’ tuition gets put to use. Below is this year’s summary:

$423 Bike rack removal
$1,050 Bike rack removal enforcement
$2,578 Fancy food at town & gown
$125 Campus story editing
$2,997 Coach’s Alcohol budget
$5.02 Janitor name tag embroidery
$1,346 Football tailgate setup
$14 Mailing acceptance letters
$657 Experimental cardinal and gold grass for McCarthy Quad
$248 Awesome Visions and Voices events scheduled for when you already have plans
$20.99 Fighting lawsuits from former athletes
$506 Outfitting Hospitality carts with musical appendages
$400 Free printing for everyone but you
$10.94 Mole in janitor strike
$700.34 Hedge fund management for endowment
$45.34 Fax machine repairs
$2,056 USC Uber vomit cleaning fees
$345 USC Wireless network upgrades.
$800 Chairs in VKC library
$3,141 EVK “specialty” pizza
$10 Engemann flash drives sent via snail mail
$30 Airing Trojan Vision
$4,523 Begging people to watch Trojan Vision
$10,912 Hiring creative consultants to create the “On!” SCampaign
$34 Cupcakes for USG meetings
$5,005 Cinema school urinal nameplates